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Where I bring you up to date, say some provocative shit and then show you my old building in NYC and the view from our new apartment in San Francisco.
This piece features letters from regular readers, friends and others, including a brand new letter for Bok Choy the channeling Chicken where she contacts Bruce Lee. There are a number of letters online, but only Bok Choy’s communication regarding Harry Houdini appears on this site and in the print version.
The Importance of Defining Your Terms & Origin of the Feces
I explain some inside jokes and then make some shit jokes.
A Guest Mini-Rant™ by Shnish
My friend the Rocket (aka Shnish) decides to share some of her anger.
Angerboy’s Sick and Wrong Jokes
My little monkey Angerboy shares with you some of the many ideas that make most people very, very upset, and then makes jokes about them.
Losing the Erection / Wall of Bravery / Short Refractory Period
The answers to the last contest, the winners of the last contest and the new contest, respectively. As a very special bonus I've written a Bob Dole ad parody that will probably get me sued.
Our centerfold story, including tips, hints, massive amounts of verbal abuse and three full days worth of travel ideas for visiting the coolest city in the world. I’ve also add lots of extras from this story in its own little section in the NC3 section of the site.
My personal take on a concert called Music Against Brain Degeneration featuring Cornelius and Robyn Hitchcock.
Tributes to my favorite comedian and my college friend who passed away a long time ago.
My Wife’s Brand-Fucking-New Mini-Rant™
This time, she’s pissed off about some movies.
The Flicker of the Idiot Box
Video reviews of Tom Green, Radiohead, Concrete TV, Dwarf Porno, Jerry Springer, Robyn Hitchcock & Wham!, Rainbow Brite, America’s Dumbest Criminals, Pranks! and many more; plus I discovered where my friend Lurky is from.
How You Know They’re 100% Wrong
I ridicule intolerant religious fucks.
Never Coming In Negative Capability
Where I list a bunch of the stories that I will never write or run in Neg Cap because they’re so fucking ridiculous. Stories include: Sucking Cock for Fun and Profit, Recipes for Venison Sushi, A Tribute to Bill Gates and dozens more. A new edition is in NegCap5.