Angerboy’s Sick & Wrong Jokes
I met Angerboy in a dirty, disgusting thrift shop during a horrible outing with a retard that I’m no longer friends with. It’s a long, unpleasant story, but it has a happy ending, namely meeting this little purple freak. Angerboy is the only monkey I have that wears a tie and a perpetual smile. After getting to know him, he explained that he’s not smiling, in fact, he’s constantly in excruciating pain. He said that his face was permanently frozen in agony and as a result, he is the angriest monkey I’ve ever met. In order to cope with the pain of existence, Angerboy writes and collects jokes that will put other people (you) in as much pain as he’s in and by doing so, relieve a tiny bit of his tension and hostility. He’d like your submissions at angerboy (at) negcap.com but if you don’t help him, he doesn’t give a fuck. He’s in too much pain. In no particular order and with little fanfare, here are some of his jokes. Remember, the more they upset you, the more of Angerboy’s pain you are feeling, so your suffering is his delight.
How do you get a homeless woman pregnant?
Jerk off on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
A black guy, two Hatians and a Mexican are riding in a car. Who’s driving?
The police, of course!
How does a West Virginian know when her daughter has begun menstruating?
Her son’s dick starts to taste like blood.
What do you get when you kill a two-year-old with your bare hands?
Aroused.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven’t told her twice already.
What’s the worst thing about having sex with your sister?
Breaking the crib.
What’s the worst thing about having sex with your brother?
Blood in the diaper.
To read the rest of his jokes and his excellent closer, you will have to buy the new issue. This is supposed to be a tease, but the best stuff is saved for the paying customers. Come on, it’s only $4!
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