A paper zine for people who hate people.

Once Again, the Theme is Fire

They say that making a zine is a lot like having a baby: you start out with really inappropriate thoughts and then you compound the problem by doing something irresponsible, like burning a flag or letting a man ejaculate inside you. Then, next thing you know, you’re feeling full all the time and you have to pee a lot. This zine is my baby and it’s been gestating in this host for more than three years. It took me a really long time to finish because whenever I thought it was good enough, there was a voice from the future, my voice, judging me for not trying harder, for not really going crazy and doing everything that I always wanted to do. I know that if you look at all the issues together you can clearly see a great evolution in terms of both the writing and the design, but the one thing that has always been consistent is the fact that I do it all myself, for my own amusement, and other people’s enjoyment of my work is a pleasant side effect. Check out all the free samples and exclusives that are here for your enjoyment. I am not going to put everything up because I want you to actually buy the thing. As much as people want to rave about their stupid, navel-gazing blog or brag about the fact that they have their own name as a URL, what I do is a goddamn paper zine. A ridiculously over-the-top zine, but a zine nonetheless. So buy it and find out what all the fuss is about.