A paper zine for people who hate people.

I always find it fun to begin every serious piece (or series of pieces) with a few choice, relevant and pithy quotes. When I wrote my autobiography, I ended up having three different versions of the quotes. This was the only one I could find, luckily for all of us.

Yours Truly: Opening Salvo


“Everything you say you won't is what you will eventually, Honesty is money in the cemetery... I remember everything as if it happened years ago, probably it did so I remember it.” Robyn Hitchcock from “The Devil's Coachman”

“The Playboy centerfold is younger than me, she likes family get-togethers and aborigines. I don't think I can ever masturbate again. The Playboy centerfold would never talk to me, {because} I hate family get-togethers and I'm not an aborigine.” Too Much Joy from “Train in Vain”

“It’s hard to be ambivalent about me.” Jøshua Saitz

“No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful. Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.” They Might Be Giants from “Don't Let's Start”

“Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.” Lewis Carroll from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

“Ah! don't say that you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.” Oscar Wilde

As your reward for reading this, enjoy a nice long look at a naked celebrity and be glad that everyone is an idiot sometimes, even Brad Pitt.

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