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If you just want to read the thing online for free, there is a zine library that has digitized the whole thing so you can have it. That doesn't mean you own a copy, which is the cool way to do it, but hey, you do you. This online version includes 3 bonus pages that I only sent to people who backed me on Kickstarter. One page is a collection of credits for the issue and the other two is my thanks to all my backers with a little story about each of them.

Stories for this issue include:

The Pinnacle of Cynical
On Breeding: My Name is Not Nick and Dumber than a Dog
Did You Know????
Callback
Putting on a Tit Show
The Greatest Movies You've Never Seen
The Dickstein Chronicles: Our Love was a Living Thing and I Killed It
Are You Homophobic?
Menage a Mini-Rant™
Beating the Horse that has Already Died
Karoshi: Book 2
Fuck Rick Springfield
A.D.D. Movie Reviews
Did You Know????
How to Jew a Dime out of a Nickel
Robbing Charity
Novel Ambitions
Letters
Never Coming in Negative Capability

Bonus content:
Aggression Digression, a half-assed interview by Josh Medsker