Table of Contents

If you just want to read the thing online for free, you really should just buy a copy. Send me a message and then you can Venmo me and I'll send you a paper copy. I have at least two full boxes left and when they are gone, they are gone for good.

Stories for this issue include:

The Pinnacle of Cynical
On Breeding: My Name is Not Nick and Dumber than a Dog
Did You Know????
Callback
Putting on a Tit Show
The Greatest Movies You've Never Seen
The Dickstein Chronicles: Our Love was a Living Thing and I Killed It
Are You Homophobic?
Menage à Mini-Rant™
Beating the Horse that has Already Died
Karoshi: Book 2
Fuck Rick Springfield
A.D.D. Movie Reviews
Did You Know????
How to Jew a Dime out of a Nickel
Robbing Charity
Novel Ambitions
Letters
Never Coming in Negative Capability

Bonus content:
Aggression Digression, a half-assed interview by Josh Medsker