Table of Contents

This may change before publication but as of early 2025, this is what it's looking like.

My Sincerest Apologies
Always Late
THINK
You Should Quit
Hate It or Love It
Nick is My Name Now
No Ragrets
A Globe of Frogs
Thanks, Doug
Tip of My Tongue (my wife's new contribution)
Syncope
The Dickstein Chronicles: In Memorium
Running for Marvin
Untitled Bruce Springsteen Rant
The Last Night at Caroline's
OLD AF
The Rich Door and the Poor Door
i feel the pain