Negative Capability #6—TKThis issue is in progress, meaning that it will be published at some point in the future but I am not ready to say exactly when that will be. I will add new content and update as events warrant but for now, just know that I am writing new material and there will be another issue of Negative Capability.
I know that this zine has always been published sporadically and I just put it away for a while so I could be the best dad ever. The zine was always an indulgence in a sense, hindered by money or time. Now the only thing hindering me is a cute little boy who wants to hang out with me. Or two teen boys who want me to explain Game of Thrones in exhaustive detail as we watch together. People live their lives trying to be remembered and honestly, my kids will remember me a lot longer than you will, unless the person reading this is my kid, which is a tad recursive but the inevitable consequences of my actions. Write a zine about getting high and playing Grand Theft Auto while hating on complete strangers. Then have kids old enough to read it. My wife's only request is that I take her name out of everything so she's just my wife now. I say it like Borat but everyone interprets this shit differently.
I am not doing a blog, a podcast or an internet radio show. I don’t have a Patreon or an OnlyFans, no disrespect but no one is looking to wank to me any more. There may have been a time in my life when I inspired someone to masturbation but probably not. If you did actually wank to me and you want to prove me wrong, feel free. I was going to say this offer is open to the ladies only but I don't want to seem homophobic so this offer is open to everyone on the sexuality spectrum from asexual all the way up to whatever the fuck I am.